I love 21+ Crowds!! Everyone’s Adult for the most part. And If not we can take it outside and handle up like “Men”. Thankfully, Push didn’t come to shove the night Sharon Needles was back in Dallas @ It’ll Do’s dance club/hole in the wall! Before Sharon took the stage, I couldn’t help but knotice this big ass DoucheBag that looked oh-so familiar. Then it hit me! So I whispered loudly to my only friend in the club, Jesse, “That’s the “Alcoholic” from A-List Dallas!”… Needless to say, Jesse wasn’t amused…
The night went on and Sharon took the stage. I forget the chronological order of things(thank-you xanax) but some how she went from a Dr.s lab coat, to a “Lady of the Night of the living Dead” outfit that would of make Elvira blush! And finally to an orange leotard with a confederate X; along with elbow length gloves, and fishnets as well! The asshole who was taking pictures for people W/ Sharon at a booth, totaly fucked me over as the photo’s not even on my photo reel. So when her ‘handelers’ were saying “Its time for Sharon To leave” I was like FUCK NO IT AINT! So as Sharon stood up to leave, I told her “Hey, Im the loser whos flash didnt go off” So she grabbed the phone and started clicking away! About 6 or 7 pics of an angle no one else in the place gotta shot of, aside from me and Jesse!
I seen her again outside waiting next to the valet booth. Thank God, the valets at that place have no fucking clue about being prompt, so again, I had another chance to interact with the Queen! Sharon was asking anyone for a Cigarette but she was addressing a crowd full of squares so of course they had no smokes! Lucky little me, on the other hand, saved my last cigarette (half smoked, mind you) for after the show. When I heard Sharon asking for a smoke, without hesitation I handed her mine, and light it up for her as well. Upon doing so, she engaged me in conversation! As if noone was around us. Just straight on eye to eye contact. I said something along the lines of Pittsburgh via Dallas. Then I remembered hearing this wonderful piece on NPR about how every year on his birthday people leave gifts on Andy Warhol’s tombstone, so I bring it up to Sharon. Without skipping a beat, Sharon says “Devine’s tombstone is where its at! You want to see crazy? Check out the shit people leave on that bitches tombstone!” Followed by her awesome cackle!!
Oh Sharon Needles, You made my night you spooky bitch. As you hopped in that turquoise Range Rover, I couldnt help but think, “There is no way in Hell those assholes would have anything to do with a person like Sharon”, in the real world anyways!” Next time, Ill be talking about my interaction with Amanda Lepore as shell be in Dallas in a couple weeks. Untill then, Happy Halloween Bitches!!